THE film reminds me of coitus interruptus. It is abrupt and you are
Also, the 20 minutes of soft porn in this two-hour movie are mild and uninteresting. Viewers will have seen them before, including the spanking parts.
Jamie Dornan's portrayal of Christian is stilted. I found his character dull, even though women will scream at the sight of his taut body.
Viewers will scratch their heads about why Christian falls for Anastasia (Dakota Johnson).
The film doesn't make a strong case why they should be together, and viewers will find the scenes between the two unnatural and unmoving.
For a film that's supposed to be titillating, the only scene I found arousing was of Anastasia chewing on a Grey House pencil.
1 out of 5 stars